I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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