a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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