No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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