I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
she told me i tasted like america
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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