i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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