evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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