is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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