Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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