Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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