i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
