I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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