im gay
i know
yea but for you.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
