i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
how does that bad decision feel?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
