Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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