i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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