I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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