Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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