So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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