He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I didn't notice because vodka
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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