You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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