I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You were trust falling into bushes
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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