hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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