Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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