I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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