Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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