It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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