She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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