To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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