would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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