is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
