so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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