We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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