Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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