I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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