Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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