we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We need to rekindle our bromance
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I can't turn off my feet"
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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