I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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