Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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