Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize