So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
