Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
North Korea, Best Korea!
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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