If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
We left the knife in your bed.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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