honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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