The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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