Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I intend to get homeless drunk
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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