At least make sure they are 18
Why
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Randomize
