Soap is not a condiment
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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