I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
