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allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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