You're completely useless in the revolution.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
My feet surprised me
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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