It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
did you just send me my own nude
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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