Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
