You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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