You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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