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im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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