You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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